I laughed so hard the other day when my friend told me what happened to him with a girl.
Here are the juicy details:
He picked up a girl, she told him that there is this great movie she wanted to see, so, he invited her, then when they were done watching that stupid movie, she told him that she was hungry, he invited her to a sandwich, she refused and told him that she had one before coming and she wanted something else, she told him about this nice “cheap” restaurant that she’s been dying to eat in.
She told him that it required a booking but she knew a friend, he felt obliged to take her there and he thought that they were going to split the bill.
Mr. Naïve guy paid for himself and for her, then the moment of truth arrived, he took her home and he wanted to plant one on her lips, before he can do it, she said bye and entered her apartment.
He felted so abused and weak then and he started insulting himself on his way back home.
This chick cost him more than two hundred buck s and he got nothing in return.
The most humiliating part was when he asked her again for a “revenge” date, she accepted and when they met, she told him that she wanted to go for a walk.
We all know that walking is free, but then when they started walking, she went to a hotdog cart and ordered a nice juicy six bucks hotdog, my friend got quite intelligent, he didn’t suggest paying for her and he stood there looking at people passing by.
She told him that she didn’t have any change, so, he found himself obliged to pay again.
They walked and when it was time for the treat, she entered her apartment again.
My friend swore to never ask her again.